Here are three new piles of electrons crafted to attract the alpha male. Unfortunately, each woman/scenario suffers from a fatal flaw. Can you find them? Answers posted in the comments. Hint: it’s still not the tits.
As a bonus, the ever popular farm girl:
The error(s) of their ways:
One: The shower head is not attached to the wall or ceiling.
Two: The thigh on the right is minuscule.
Three: Her hand is being held at an impossible angle
Farm Girl: It’s a two headed chicken! I guess that would account to the hatchlings that resemble ginger root.