Rules to Live (or die) By

  1.  Guns have only two enemies:  rust and politicians.
  2. It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
  3. Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.
  4. Never let someone or something that threatens you to get inside an arm’s length.
  5. Never say “I’ve got a gun.” If you need to use deadly force the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.
  6. The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.
  7. The most important rule in a gunfight is always win.  Cheat if necessary.
  8. Make sure your attacker advances through a wall of bullets. You may be killed with your own gun, but he will have to beat you with it because it’ll be empty.
  9. If you’re in a gunfight:
    • If you’re not shooting you should be loading
    • If you’re not loading you should be moving
    • If you’re not shooting, loading, or moving you are probably dead
  10. In a life and death situation do something;  it may be wrong, but do something.
  11. If you carry a gun people will call you paranoid.  Nonsense.  If you have a gun what do you have to be paranoid about?
  12. You can say ‘stop’ or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language
  13. You cannot save the planet but you may be able to save yourself and family

“Peace is that glorious moment in time when everyone stands around reloading”

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