Here, you better take this:
Because if your wife was a Monday morning this is what you’d be staring down:
If your boss was a Monday you’d face this at work:
You’d slave all morning. . . .
Take a short lunch break. . . . .
Spend the afternoon immersed in office politics
Until it was all you could do to finish the final hour . . . .
And then Monday evening greets you:
And you realize the world is not quite so cruel, else wise there’d be multiple Mondays each and every week!