Category: Humor

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Across the Socials

This (below) final little ‘Icon of Foolishness’ is not a joke (well, it is a joke unless you held the stock). It’s something I captured in yesterday’s news and it’s a testimony to the dangers of playing any given stock in the market in the same way you’d play roulette.

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Clarification

The Don has been in the news as of late over his ‘bloodbaths’ remark(s). The press, in their unrelenting efforts to keep the truth in front of us, the masses, was quick to mischaracterize. Sadly this has become standard fare.

Genesius’ quick wit is on display and, apparently it’s OK to do it but not to forewarn about it.

They’re here and always good for a laugh.

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Keystone Comrades

On one hand this is absolutely hilarious . . .

. . . on the other hand it won’t be long until US forces face the same crisis in planning, leadership, and execution as the Brits now do.

Until then, here’s to our keystone comrades in arms!

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Monday Monday: Sometimes It Turns Out That Way

All the news you wish you hadn’t seen/heard/read.

I’m beginning to understand why its so damn hard to close out the tunnels in Gaza. The red arrow in the photo below shows a breach entry Israel made into one of the lairs.

It’s a good thing Kennedy advertised, I’d forgotten that he existed. I don’t know who he went to for campaign advice, but the ad is (in my mind) extremely effective in pointing out the age weakness’ of both Trump and Biden. It reminds folks of Kennedy’s heritage and paints him as being cut from a completely different cloth than that of the establishment candidates. He’s toast, but he’s not bland.

I’ve spent considerable time this morning trying to figure out which of the two tight ends pictured the article below was talking about.

If you’re in Paris and everyone around you makes you think you’re in the Bangladeshi ghetto on the east side of Johannesburg SA , you may want to rethink your life choices.

He shoved a random woman down the stairs in Paris
byu/nuttinbuttapeanut iniamatotalpieceofshit

In closing, Old Joe decided the best way to show you that he’s really as sharp as he’s always been was to tweet a picture proving that the lights are still on. I can’t think of a single person who thought that they’d gone out, but the question of whether anyone is still at home remains.

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Colon Cleaner

I have, in the past, written a time or two about the hot sauce and salsa (among other goodies) I conjure up from veggies in the garden. I’m always on the lookout for innovative recipes that others are using/creating to see what twist(s) I can add to my stock and store. I ran across this earlier today. I thought that this was surely a joke. . . anyway it gave me a laugh.

So I did a simple search on Yahoo and two things became apparent: It’s no joke, and AI sucks at what it does.

First the no joke info. I found the guys/gals that crank this stuff out and it is indeed Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce – Elixir of capsaicin extremus. They have been around for years and have actually entered and took second in a hot sauce competition. They have other equally intriguing offerings:

The AI part of this post is my continuing rant on how dangerous and ridiculous (it can be both at the same time) this shit is. Here is what was pasted to the top of the search results when I went hunting for the hot sauce:

It just made shit up! It scrapped together BS pulled from other articles or encyclopedia and threw it at me. I suppose in the not too distant future that the little ‘Created by AI’ symbol/notice will grow smaller and smaller until it disappears completely. We’ll all be at the mercy of algorithms.

UPDATE: A short while after I posted the above I got a call on my cell phone. I guess I’m about like half of America, if I don’t recognize the number I don’t answer. The area code is/was 659 and I wondered where that was at.. . . a search on Yahoo produced the following results.

AI says:

Reality says:

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In Other News. . . .

Going to church and seeing God (good times come to the chapel)
The victim was shot a shitload of times before exiting his vehicle and getting shot some shitloads more.
Color me intrigued. Her bedside manner has got to be incredibly good or tremendously bad.
I hope the kid needed a skin graph on his ass before he left the bus
He cut off the gas to the entire west side of Europe and now he is disappointed?
I’m thinking the shot was fired at close range.
I’m going to go ahead and call bull shit on this one.