2029 With Father Fauci
Liberals and the Fuel Shortage
Gathered At The Table
Those Looks
Christmas Shopping Season Has Begun: Why Not Shop at WallyWorld?
A PSA for the Brothers
Just In Time For The Holidays: Manscripts
Stupidity
Here is a little good news for those folk in Chicago: on a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero
Lamentations of Their Genders
Beware the Anal Swab Drones
Reconciliation
How to reconcile the Judaeo- Christian tradition with natural science using man made climate change as an overlay.
As God Is My Witness | WKRP
Forty three years ago this week. Remember?
Do Ya Think?
My Finger
This is how my finger feels after messing with the tractor.
This is what I felt like while flopping around in he barn.
Oblivious to the Irony
A Small Flaw In The “White Man Bad” Logic
If Kyle Doesn’t Walk This is Exhibit 1 in the Motion for Retrial
Inquiring Minds
How Things Really Work
How To Create Exploding Heads
His New Position is a Better Fit
Bee Sting
Another spot on observation
From the Babylon Bee: Dr. Fauci Gets In Heated Debate With Seventeen Previous Versions Of Himself.
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a brief temporal anomaly occurred in Washington, D.C., causing a version of Dr. Fauci from just two weeks ago to materialize in the city, the current Dr. Fauci got in a heated debate with the manifestation of himself from the past. Full story here.
I Hear It’s Nice There This Time of Year
This over at The Sun (with pilings on by international ‘others’).
Prince Harry has been told he should “move to Zimbabwe” if he doesn’t understand he’s in the “crosshairs” of the American paparazzi. Joe Siracusa, a professor at Curtin University in Perth, Australia, said the Duke of Sussex also needs to learn how the First Amendment works in the US. It follows Harry’s criticism of the amendment, which protects free speech, as “bonkers”.
“If Harry doesn’t understand that he’s in the crosshairs of the American paparazzi, that is the American media, then he ought to go for a long walk somewhere and move to Zimbabwe or some Asian village or maybe some Chinese fishing village somewhere.
It’s a great story – you’ve got a royal who married a grade B actress. He spits out the dummy and goes to America.
Weekend At Bidens’
The hits keep on hap-nin
It Really Makes You Think
Strange Yet True
Vote By Mail (Works Every Time)
As seen at the Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a historic move, the U.S. Senate decided to switch to voting by mail for Trump’s second impeachment trial. After all the votes were counted by an intern in a back room with no cameras, the Senate ruled to convict President Trump of incitement to violence by a vote of 8275 to 3.
“Our holy democracy has spoken,” said Senator Chuck Schumer. “Do not ask any questions or you are a blasphemer against the sacred sacredness of our vote. Everyone can go home now!”
A couple of troublemaking Senators attempted to overthrow the Constitution by bringing up the point that there are only 100 Senators, making it impossible to arrive at a tally of 8275 to 3, but they were quickly removed from the Senate Chambers and condemned for “attempting to suppress the votes of people of color.”
The Senate then moved on to other business, passing universal healthcare by a margin of 320,000 to 4.
What Crazy Looks Like
Gorilla Glue Girl
True Dat
Dependency Comes At a Price
Whenever You’re Just A Little Blue
Whenever you’re feeling down just remember: you could have a gif like this forever circulating in cyberspace.
Enough is Enough
Then Vs Now: 2020 Edition
Election Night In America
I Don’t Care Who You Are (That’s Funny Right There)
This Never, Never Ever, Grows Old
Save Yourself Some Time: The One To Watch
Two Short Weeks
Keeping It Real
Imagine
Days of Future, Past
Monday Mornin Rollin Round
Here, you better take this:
Because if your wife was a Monday morning this is what you’d be staring down:
If your boss was a Monday you’d face this at work:
You’d slave all morning. . . .
Take a short lunch break. . . . .
Spend the afternoon immersed in office politics
Until it was all you could do to finish the final hour . . . .
And then Monday evening greets you:
And you realize the world is not quite so cruel, else wise there’d be multiple Mondays each and every week!
Rut Roh
They say that Mike has Hillary’s emails and set to release them before the election.