Finally A Little Good News

Great, who turned these zeroes loose with the gene editing tool?

Scientists have made monkeys brains bigger by splicing them with human genes. These knuckleheads took the gene known as ARHGAP11B – which directs stem cells in the human brain – and placed it into the brains of monkeys.

The results?

We are told that the scientists opted to abort the fetus due to possible “unforeseen consequences”. Do ya think?

The experiment produced monkey fetuses having larger, more advanced, and more-human like brains. Our new overlords were left with larger neocortexes – the area of the brain linked to functions such as cognition and language.

Idiots just can’t let things be.

Oh, bye the way, if you want to pump up some brain sizes, I got a list of folk that you may want to begin with.

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