Crackhead Barney

One of the early clues that your producer may be dabbling in the powder is when he books someone named Crackhead Barney, a female, for your show.

That’s one fine babe right there!

Petty and Un-Endowed

The more radical R’s are running around shitting all over the commons because the Speaker blew off their threats.  Looks to me like Biden and the D leadership have offered him cover and any ‘Motion to Vacate’ will fail. 

I think the MTG’s and Gaetz’ of the world know this as well and won’t move that motion.  They will however retreat to the shadows of their lair and scheme anew.  To them it’s less about righteousness and more about power.

I may (or not) agree with the policy/funding decisions that were considered and passed.  Those are not the subject of this screed; the uncivil and mindless thumping by R’s and D’s is.  They (both sides) have turned the The Peoples House into a circus worthy of our ridicule. 

The petty grabs for power and overt intimidation(s) sprawled out before a nation of sheep.  70 percent of the population has bought into the we/they, R v D shit show and have so thoroughly socialized their R-ness or D-ness that they cannot retract for fear of being abandoned by their herd.

So MTG, along with her sycophant Gaetz, would be wise to heed the words of the accidental sage Zack Van:

Sheep in the Roadway

One of the most profoundly ironic (idiotic) positions for a leftist to hold is one that supports a group of folk that would just as soon see them dead as to carry on a conversation with them.

How the left ended up in the Palestinian camp is a mystery to me.

Fixed It

This is why we mistrust the press.

Here’s a photo of that brave soul.

Jean’s little problem with the ladies could, perhaps, be solved with a trip out to the great wild west environs of Nebraska. It seems Ms Ward is perfectly willing to take folk to school and demonstrate the proper way for a man to hit on a woman.

Coachella

Coachella is back!  It kicks off this weekend and fans, celebs, and influences are flocking to the desert to show their ass oops, fashion sense.  Here is what the follow-on generation is shaping up to look like.  If nothing else, if the Chinese don’t put us out of business it’s going to be entertaining next few decades.

Need a spot to stay while there? You can grab a tent for two nights for $11,000.

The Pitch: This glamping option comes furnished with all the sleeping or lounging essentials plus golf cart service between the campground and stages, air-conditioned restroom and showers, breakfast and late-night snacks in the air-conditioned Safari Lounge, and of course Guest Passes to Coachella Weekend One or Two. Safari Tent packages include accommodations, passes and concierge services for 2 people, with the option to add up to two additional guests for a fee.

A ‘cabana’ for two will run you $12,000 for two folk for two nights. That’s it below, stuffed between a couple tents:

They also have a ‘resort’ where all of the high end folk will be staying. I’d share the price with you but, apparently, that figure is classified.

The Signs of Our Times

Biden:  “I was once asked by Xi Jinping in — I traveled 17,000 miles with him in Tibet. I was on the Tibetan Plateau. And he looked at me, and he said to me, ‘Can you define America?’ And I could say the same thing if he asked me to define Greece. I said, ‘Yes, one word,’ — and I mean this sincerely; it’s reg- — it’s recorded. I said, ‘One word: possibilities.’ ‘Possibilities.’
 
Washington Post:  There is no evidence Biden ever traveled 17,000 miles with Xi.  Biden has been repeating this story since 2016, with no evidence to back it up.

They’re Insane

These folk are calling on churches in Boston (and the surrounding area) to payout billions in reparations. This is going to be a wonderful show and a great test of these christian enterprises ability to walk the line between benevolent talk and actually stepping up to the plate with checkbook in hand.

What a shit show.

Your Betters

Most of the problems we have in this nation flow from the same root cause. vanity. What other mindset could cause the walls and halls of our ‘servants’ to be so ornately adorned.

Buildings with grand halls filled with granite and furnished with bronze statuary of the noble and elect.

I’ve heard all of the arguments that suggest that these spaces represent our proud nation and they should inspire all who view them to great and noble deeds. Bullshit.

These are the trappings of power, physical manifestations of the belief by our betters that they are worthy of such exaltation.

As a nation we’re going to pay a heavy price for allowing our elected leaders to become so vainglorious. In these ‘hallowed halls’ the distinction between R and D fades to grey. No rational policy or practice flows from from a political body so self-aggrandizing.

That’s my rant. Forget that I brought it up and have another round of Soma on the house.

A Bad Sensor in Western Rio?

Our wannabe masters over at the UN and their loyal followers in the press are continuing their hyperbolic push and outright falsehoods with the hot/dry/wet/cold (depending on the day) crisis.

Even I have to admit that at 143 degrees something is afoot. I surfed over to the article and sure enough the words seemed to indicate that the world was certainly ending. . . toppled by mans inhumane treatment of the skies.

A quick check online showed that 62C was indeed 143F. I almost moved on and then I glanced at the words in the article:

WTF? If the weather has gone to shit then why must the reporting be deceptive? If it was a real problem then a simple reporting of the facts would have more impact (albeit not a ‘sky falling in’ type impact) than an obvious falsehood.

With a press like this no wonder every attempt at implementing AI in the newsrooms has failed; the AI is trying it’s damnedest to mime the deceit it’s found, but it’s just not that adept at lying outright. . . yet.

I’m not a very sharp guy, but it seems to me that heat builds during the day. How was it possible for the high temp (42C ) and outlandish heat index (62.3C) to occur at 10 in the morning? The 143 F number (62.3 C) comes from a temp of 107 F and 52 percent humidity. You’ll get the same number (143F and 62.3C) at 100 degrees F and 70 percent humidity.

Given that Rio sits in the tropics (heat) and smack dab on the Atlantic coast (humidity) numbers like these shouldn’t be all that uncommon (although I guess they must be or we would have heard about it before). So then, if like the article points out that it was ‘recorded in western Rio’, what was it like in the rest of Rio, or is that classified?

A Climate Defiance Ambush

What a bunch of sick fucks.

Incompetence At the Highest Level

Austin in front of the Armed Services Committee today:

If I understand this right he’s saying the only way to stop Russia from going to war with NATO is to have NATO go to war with Russia.

I’m thinking that he needs more surgery.

Without Honor

Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin said there was no break in the chain of command when he was hospitalized in January. He admitted to the House panel on Thursday it was actually his aides who made a decision to transfer his authorities to his deputy. He then blamed those same aides for not telling for not telling the president about his hospitalization.

Trust me on this one folks, if decisions are being made by the aids then there MUST have been a break in the chain of command.

Is there a more contemptible way to toss an aide under a bus than in front of a House oversight committee?  

OBTW, here is a question that begs to be asked: ‘Who is running the show in that great circus performing aside the Potomac?’  The aides?

The Great Challenge of Our Time

The world is on fire,. It’s true but there is no reason to worry: Joe is focused like a laser on the most serious problem plaguing Americans. War, southern border, inflation, Taiwan, China, Ukraine, Global hot/wet/dry/cold, Russia, Russia, Russia? Nope, those are all distractions from the paramount challenge of our time: free enterprise.

When he finally vacates the adult daycare center that the White House has become they are going to find the handlers that put him up to this shit and whack their PP. Elder abuse is still a crime.

A couple of observations: Does anyone actually believe that Old Joe went to the store and purchased any snacks? How would he know the price? How does he know the servings are smaller, does the wait staff not place the chips and salsa in silver rimmed bowls? Given that we know he has no idea of the cost or the serving size, the anger he clearly claims to have in the little spot is just not so. We’ve become so accustomed to being lied to that we no longer notice when it’s happening, or if we do we brush it off as an insignificant event. It’s not. When you become accustomed to being lied to and you no longer care or pause to evaluate the crap that’s being sent our way, we give these bastards free rein. Weak people in powerful stations without a press or people to hold them accountable rarely ends well.

From the City That Never Sleeps

There’s a reckoning coming. Sooner or later folk are going to clap back.

If these ladies would just enroll into a good school and learn sportsmanship and other civil methods they could live the good life. A good case study of this premise below:

Mind your Betters

The UK government has, for the past 13 years, claimed that it can’t cut immigration because migration is central to growing the economy. Now, despite the largest wave of immigration ever to swamp the kingdom, the economy is contracting.

These are troubling times, can’t you see the worry etched on the faces of their betters leaders?

Trust Issues?

Was looking over some of the news this morning and ran across the photo below. It’s taken from the Breitbart site.

Either some one decided to stage some soldiers behind the Governor (and in doing so made sure they would find it challenging to bring him under fire), or we have one of those inexplicable mathematical oddities where only 13 percent of the population is left handed and every soldier in the photo with a weapon appears to be left handed.

I’m going to go with it being staged. Not one of the soldier pictured appears to be happy with his circumstances. The quickest way to destroy morale is to prove to a soldier that you don’t trust him.

Remorse?

Not a hint. Nope, not a smidgen.

So many have now flooded over the border that it’s impossible to remove them. Given the heart felt gratitude shown by these bellwethers why would we want to?

Diversity, the gift that keeps on giving.

35 Years as a Mouthpiece

This azz spent his entire naval career as a mouthpiece for one PR element or another. When he retired he continued with the only job he knew how to do: twist words and placate inquiring minds.

Not to worry folks it was only traumatic brain injury and only to a few patriots.

I Guess We Just Look Stupid

I wonder if this idiocy is effective? I don’t like much about the current admin and it’s overly woke brown nosed staffers and administrators. I do know that 50 percent of the time I can correctly identify when someone has pulled out a dog whistle and is playing me a tune.

I don’t care if your an R or D, this constant ripping at societies wounds serves no good end. Did the author at Breitbart expect the SecDef to go out looking for him? Do you know how utterly inept the Navy would appear if their mission success depended on having Austin available?

At this point I’m no long angry at Austin (whom I always presumed was a fool) but at Breitbart for playing me as one.

The Barbarians at the Gate

I’m pretty vigilant, but it’s only a matter of time before an errant click of the mouse closes the site and sends me scrambling to block access to my bank account. Not quite the same challenges our homo erectus forefathers faced, so guess I shouldn’t snivel quite so loudly.

50/50

50/50. That’s my odds of winning the jackpot in tonight’s lottery drawing.

I’ll either win or I won’t, that’s a 50/50 proposition.

She should have posted wisely, as she might not get the answer she was looking for.

Wound a Little Tight

Before reading the whacked out, all caps and exclamation points, rant below consider this oddity of the English language I ran across in forming the title. When, in the title of this post, I say ‘wound’ I mean to form the simple past tense form of the irregular verb ‘wind’. As in ‘to wind’ and not ‘the wind’. I’m not referring to a person that has a wound, but rather to a person that is wound.. Now that we’ve removed half of the confusion (letting to wind and the wind rest for awhile) lets see what this eloquent gentleman has to say.

We call this type of rant late stage BDS and while it feels so damn good to get it all out it garners few converts. So it goes.

One of Those Days I Guess

I don’t know why I am particularly sensitive to ‘influence operations’ today. The article on Austin earlier today set me off and now this article via Yahoo has kept the ball rolling.

Let me put the bottom line up front so that you can get a feel for how outrageous the reporting is: The connector the charging cable was damaged. No clue to how or why, but one thing for certain those keen eyed reporters at the ‘cool down’ know that it has it roots in ‘hate’. Their side wants you to know that the other side (whomever that might be) hates your side.

Extract from the article below. Before you become immersed in the ‘hate’, not that the author wants you to feel as if that not supporting sparky cars is unreasonable and tantamount to being a hate monger. Here goes:

Of course, targeting EV owners is nothing new. There have been many instances across the country where electric vehicles were subjected to keying, coal rolling, or other acts of hate.

While EVs are not always an affordable option, they provide significant benefits to the environment. The Environmental Protection Agency determined that transportation is the leading source of pollution in the United States, so relying on battery-powered vehicles can help reduce the emission of gases that contribute to climate change.

Still, there is a large contingent of folks who don’t care for protecting the environment and have a disdain for those who do.

One commenter on the Reddit post explained why these acts of hate won’t be going away any time soon and warned of the possible escalation of more dangerous behavior.

Rules for Thee

We’ve become so accustomed to, and accepting of, the grifters and the thieves in our governments that they show little or no concern about being found out.

It’s a sad sad nation that has people such as these embedded in offices responsible for prosecuting the very conduct they’re engaged in.

From the Brave New World Files

So here’s a guy, a Space Force head analyst, that wore a chartreuse mankini over his clothes in the office and kept sex toys at work. What’s a ‘mankini’? Think Borat:

Andrew Cox is the Director of the Pentagon’s Space Security and Defense Program is said to ‘act like a 13-year-old boy’ and he created an environment unsuitable for a federal workplace. There was a six-month investigation: he has managed to keep his job.

It’s said that his behavior reportedly making employees feel “ostracized and uncomfortable” (no shit) and prompting one female employee to quit — did not result in Cox’s suspension or termination. In fact, Cox became the head of the Space Force’s new Space Warfighting Analysis Center.

I have no words. . .

Inflammation

Damn. I knew Drudge had become pretty much a joke, but this Chicken Little BS is likely to to touch off a panic with those who are imbalanced and impressionable. Perhaps we should restart the schoolhouse air raid drills from the 60’s?

Sympathy

The acting by this bitch is so poor that I sympathize with the jury. I’m thinking that having to listen to this drivel would qualify as cruel and unusual punishment were the jury under some odd sentence.

Even though I pretty much dislike Depp (an egotistical asshole if ever there was one), what the hell was he thinking when he tied the knot with crazzzzzzy. What a friggin nightmare.

And I guess that the jury will evaluate both of these two and determine who’s testimony is more truthful. I’m guessing Amber is gonna hope they have short memories:

Disbelief

I can’t believe this is the quality of nominees that the admin is putting forward. These shits-4-brains are damaging the country for generations to come. Such a sad state we’ve fallen to.

Department of Double-Speak

The Department of Homeland Security is setting up a Disinformation Governance Board in an attempt to combat “misinformation”. Mayorkas spoke about the governance board during a congressional hearing today stating that it would help reduce domestic threats to the United States.

Nina Jankowicz, a fellow for the Wilson Center, confirmed reports that she would direct the board, sharing her official government portrait on her social media profile.

Here’s my official portrait to grab your attention. Now that I’ve got it: a HUGE focus of our work, and indeed, one of the key reasons the Board was established, is to maintain the Dept’s committment to protecting free speech, privacy, civil rights, & civil liberties.

Image

Yep, got it, you’re the one in charge of deflection and innuendo. Seems like I’ve seen you face/work before….. now I remember:

OBTW, isn’t what you just said about your responsibilities ( protecting free speech, privacy, civil rights, & civil liberties) a little outside of the scope for DHS? What a brash attempt to usurp the 1st Amendment. Who determines what is misinformation and what ain’t?

Lets all chant the new truths:

War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength

We’re Doomed

Anytime you find yourself counting on a boy with powder blue fingernail polish to instruct you on surviving a nuclear conflict you’re fucked. Hard to believe these two clowns have racked up close to 2,000,000 view on this crap! We’re doomed as a society.