Sympathy

The acting by this bitch is so poor that I sympathize with the jury. I’m thinking that having to listen to this drivel would qualify as cruel and unusual punishment were the jury under some odd sentence.

Even though I pretty much dislike Depp (an egotistical asshole if ever there was one), what the hell was he thinking when he tied the knot with crazzzzzzy. What a friggin nightmare.

Motion to submit that dry handkerchief as evidence your honor
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And I guess that the jury will evaluate both of these two and determine who’s testimony is more truthful. I’m guessing Amber is gonna hope they have short memories:

I never played a guitar …
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