I Didn’t Think He Would Have the Balls

Will Smith romped up on stage and slapped the shit out of Chris Rock and now all the ‘woke folk have lit up the socials with their commentary on how out of line Will is/was. They are all aghast and clutching at their pearls. Will apologized profusely a short while later. He was all teary eyed as he begged for forgiveness from the audience and the artistic community. His wish, he said, was that the incident would not keep them from having him back in the future.

Well congratulations Will, for 3 or 4 minutes last night you actually had a set of balls. Of course you ripped your own balls off shortly after that in order to gain acceptance from a crowd of fagots and child predators but at least for a few moments in your life you knew what it felt like to be a man.

If there were a lot more bitch-slapping and a lot less knee bending in this country perhaps the nation could find a way out of woke wilderness we’ve wander into.

In my neck-o-dawoods what he did is obligatory and a real oddity would be to insult another mans wife and not pay a price..

Others have noted that while Will’s singular act of chivalry is commendable, his faith in his wife may be misplaced:

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