Coachella is back! It kicks off this weekend and fans, celebs, and influences are flocking to the desert to show their ass oops, fashion sense. Here is what the follow-on generation is shaping up to look like. If nothing else, if the Chinese don’t put us out of business it’s going to be entertaining next few decades.



Need a spot to stay while there? You can grab a tent for two nights for $11,000.

The Pitch: This glamping option comes furnished with all the sleeping or lounging essentials plus golf cart service between the campground and stages, air-conditioned restroom and showers, breakfast and late-night snacks in the air-conditioned Safari Lounge, and of course Guest Passes to Coachella Weekend One or Two. Safari Tent packages include accommodations, passes and concierge services for 2 people, with the option to add up to two additional guests for a fee.
A ‘cabana’ for two will run you $12,000 for two folk for two nights. That’s it below, stuffed between a couple tents:

They also have a ‘resort’ where all of the high end folk will be staying. I’d share the price with you but, apparently, that figure is classified.