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Snatched from the Patriot Retort, and while a perfectly appropriate meme of these two airheads, as a nation we should demand that every member of congress, the administrations, and the zillion faceless government bureaucrats be required to use this image as a screen saver.

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Spam Land

My ship has come in,! I received the below this morning and by Friday I should be rich.

Greetings,

My names are John Cullen, and I hail from England. I write this email to you with hopes that you will read it with an open mind, because what I seek is your understanding, help and partnership in my current quest.

For your benefit, a brief insight to my story. I am a private banker, and one of my client who is now deceased fixed a deposit of GBP?15M for a duration of 60 months. This deposit is due in January 2019, unfortunately my client passed-on last May with no heir, knowing what would happen should the news of his demise reaches the management of my institution I hid the news, and have been covering up ever since. You may be thinking why I have to hide this news from the management, so for clarity you must know that the management of my institution have a reputation of pocketing funds belonging to deceased customers with no heir, legally they are obligated to report such funds to the government but for the fact that I am writing you about this, should tell you that they do otherwise.

I am not going bore you with sympathetic words in order to justify what am about to do, because I’d rather tell you what it is that I want to do. I brought in this client to my institution as a customer, so for that reason, I want to pocket the fortune and I need your help to do it. So, if you think this is something you can do please reply, there’s 50% share in it for you, but if not, just delete this email and forget that I ever wrote you.

I do look forward to reading from you and possibly partnering with you in this beneficial quest.

Cheers,

John Cullen