Category: Humor

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A Reminder from Your Betters

Do not go into society unless you make up your mind to be sympathetic, unselfish, animating, as well as animated. Society does not require mirth, but it does demand cheerfulness and unselfishness, and you must help to make and sustain cheerful conversation. The manner of conversation is as important as the matter.

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Rusty Red

Rusty is our 10 month old Border Collie, he is a holy terror. Rusty suggested that I wish each of you a very merry Christmas. In exchange he has promised not to dig any more holes in our hardwood floor. We’ll see.

Merry Christmas

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Santa Arrived a Little Early

Brant Williams

Burglars broke into his home and left him cocaine and pot says Brant Williams, 54.  He also told Martin County sheriff’s officials he “worked for a high government official in China for 30 years,”  In the end, deputies reported finding more than $100,000 in cash, drugs and several firearms.  Williams can now be found in the county slammer.  Santa is still the subject of a diligent search.