Making Lizzy’s Numbers Look Good
Here’s Your Sign
Alexandria Occasional-Cortex is solving the nations problem. She says we can use the same “blueprint” we used in World War II to defeat the Nazis to now defeat global warming.
She is a mindless socialist that conflates two unlike entities. That’s because she is superficial and seemingly without a smidgen of critical thinking skills.
The Tears of My Enemies
But Still a Hero; Right?
Now That’s Funny (And Damn Bold)
She is certainly not worried about being politically correct. And from California no less.
Trey: The Adult in the Room
Bubble Gum Card
Escaping the Basement
Exploding Heads
This is better than the final moments of the Kingsman (below)
The Hits Keep on Coming
Yep, I Got It
I Believe Women
1/1024
Jimmy Carter Says
Former President Jimmy Carter didn’t mince words while discussing Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh during a visit to Emory University on Thursday.
The 39th president called Kavanaugh’s confirmation to the highest court in the land “a very serious mistake” while speaking to a civil rights class, The Emory Wheel reported.
Joseph L. sets him straight
40 Seconds In
Given the character and intelligence of our follow-on generations, I weep for our nation. Deer meets headlights at the 40 second mark.
You’ve Got Me Trembling
Ben Roasts Lizzy
Bam !
Bobblehead
Beer and Taxes
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that’s what they decided to do.
The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until on day, the owner threw them a curve. “Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.”Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men – the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share?’ They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued
to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
“I only got a dollar out of the $20, ”declared the sixth man. He pointed
to the tenth man,” but he got $10!”
“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more than I!”
“That’s true!!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!”
“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison. “We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!”
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
All Lives Splatter
Believe
Evil White Men
There, Fixed it for Ya
Lizzy’s Continuing Train Wreck
Is That You Plugs?
Former VP ‘Plugs’ Biden holds a wide lead over the other communist candidates to challenge President Donald Trump in 2020. Honest broker CNN did the polling.
About a third of respondents named Biden as their choice to carry the banner in the next presidential election (33 percent), while Vermont Sen. Barnacles Sanders came in second with 13 percent of the respondents.
How Not to Prep
Mad Max meets Burning Man: Thousands of people gather for a post-apocalypse festival ‘beyond the grip of so-called civilization’ in California’s Mojave Desert. Full story and pictures of idiots here.
Ripped from the Knuckledragger
Bad Math
These folk are looking at the prospects of winning either one, or both, of these lotteries all wrong. The odds are 50/50; I either win or I don’t!
It’s Getting Entertaining
A federal judge in Los Angeles on Monday threw out adult-film actress Stormy Daniel’s defamation lawsuit against President Trump on free-speech grounds.
“The court agrees with Mr. Trump’s argument because the tweet in question constitutes ‘rhetorical hyperbole’ normally associated with politics and public discourse in the U.S.,”
Importantly, the President is entitled to an award of his attorneys’ fees the amount will be determined at a later date.
But Then
Let’s Spin Him/Her/It Up Again–Vote!
White Women are Failing the Nation?
As disruptive as these lunatics are, you have to admit the **it show they put on is as entertaining as it gets. Can you imagine how dull and bland the world would be if they were not here to entertain?