New, Improved, More Better

There is a problem when you riot over ridiculous shit, you really can’t threaten to riot over other ridiculous shit. Laura is struggling with that conundrum as we speak.

Reza, on the other hand, has gone large. The world will do as he says or he’ll have it torched.

Meanwhile, Katie has taken a more moderate approach: She’d like for Mitch to live.

All of this is bad for the soul of the nation, but the greatest threat to the peace and tranquility so desired by our citizenry is:

2020 just keeps on giving!

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