Let the “Puckering” Begin

The question on who will be the next president appears to be answered by the media as Good-ol-Joe.  Let me suggest that it’s not quite as simple as that.  I’m not talking about the challenges that Trump et al may muster, but rather the real possibility that the next president will be someone other than Joe or Kamel Toe. 

It seems that the ‘rules’ are that you have to actually get to the inauguration in order to become president.  If you die between the time you’re elected and Inauguration day well then it’s up to two groups to decide on who gets to lie while swearing on the bible:  The DNC and the electors.  The DNC can advance whatever name they choose and the electors can either vote for she who advances on her knobby knees or whatever name the DNC has thrown into the mix.  

Folks we could actually see the a miraculous resurrection in the coming months, the Hilderbeast may grow weary of wandering around in the woods and return to claim her right to the throne. All she has to do is get rid of Good-Ol-Joe.

I’ll bet that the worst job in the Secret Service right now is protecting Joe when he is the only thing standing between Hilary and the presidency. Ol Joe’s asshole is puckered so tight that when he stands up, the chair comes up with him.

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