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How to funnel bribe money to the VP (explained).

Vice President Kamala Harris’ 21-year-old stepdaughter Ella Emhoff has signed a deal with one of the world’s most prestigious modeling agencies, IMG Models.

“It’s not really about shape, size or gender any more,” Ivan Bart, the president of IMG Models, told the New York Times on Thursday. “Ella communicates this moment in time. There’s a cheekiness and a joy she exudes.”

Ah, lets see if her peers think she’s ‘cheeky’. First a photo:

Then the words from this idiot:

ellaemhoff

my new uniform
that I where inside
because we should all be staying inside
( also beanies have proven hard to make so props to y’all out there making beanies )

Then the flames:

@ellaemhoff I’m gonna use your picutre as visual representation of a living libtard. Thanks 😂
official_clean_plate_club: You probably smell worse than you look
jofo1118: The face of someone in need of mental health help
dirtbaginv: Lmao beat as fck
marydklug: ur INSANE STUPIDITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS

I guess you get the picture (tongue firmly in cheek). Here are more that shows exactly what talent IMG Models acquired:

and

and finally

I don’t know which selling point tipped the scales in her favor, the armpits full of hair or the milk cow tattooed on her bicep.

A model my ass. They don’t even try to hide their shitty corruption any longer.

Oh and by-the-way, why the fuck didn’t we see this bizarro during the run-up to the election?

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